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How to Care for Extroverts

How to Care for Extroverts


i’ve had a good day today ^__^


Huntington Library with these foolios! :)


Glendale Galleria on Tuesday!


Effort is nice. 


Advice on how to hit on guys,
  • ROXANNE: So before you kiss him
  • ROXANNE: spit on him
  • ROXANNE: I heard guys like that

I have a hate-love relationship with honey mustard


  • BRINCA: I watched Dear John
  • ME: Did you like it?
  • BRINCA: It wasn't that good
  • BRINCA: But it made me really want to go the beach

  • JOE: How does Evan act around you?
  • ME: Well. He farts around me.
  • JOE: You burp.
  • JOE: He farts.
  • JOE: You two are the best Mexicans.

  • GUY: How should I ask her to prom, guys?
  • RYANKHOO: Fly down in a parachute.

  • SEANNA: what'd we do in calc
  • SEANNA: do we have a quiz coming up?
  • SEANNA: no right?
  • SEANNA: NOO RIGHT?

  • FRIEND: So I looked up "how do you get a cameltoe"
  • FRIEND: and it said it is because you have a fat vagina
  • FRIEND: but I get cameltoes

  • ME: I'm getting sick again.
  • BROTHER: Smoke some weed and you'll get better.
  • ME: Oh yes, like that is the answer to everything!
  • BROTHER: Yeah, got a nosebleed?
  • BROTHER: Smoke some weed.
  • BROTHER: Got a mental problem?
  • BROTHER: Smoke some weed.
  • BROTHER: Hair's messed up?
  • BROTHER: Smoke some weed.

AP Euro talks,
  • ANN: ANYBODY KNOW A DRESS MAKER
  • CHERYLIRENEVIVIANBRENDAKELLY: omg what color dress do you want
  • ANN: red!!
  • LYNDON: like blood?
  • ANN: yeah
  • ANN: FROM MY VIRGINITY

When I was little my mom told me cockroaches would crawl into our ears at night and poop or lay eggs and that’s why we had ear wax.