• BROTHER: wow dads chasing cats sayin seecuse me lol
  • BROTHER: its not working

  • BROTHER: I'm scared of mom
  • ME: por que why
  • BROTHER: nigguh found my weed stash
  • ME: I thought you stopped
  • BROTHER: never

After prom hair #itdied #late #imtired #funnight #ihadbigishcurls #iwishiwaslikeemmawatson

After prom hair #itdied #late #imtired #funnight #ihadbigishcurls #iwishiwaslikeemmawatson


Sunday with boyfriend! #hemademeputboyfriend #Evan #lunchatalbertos #carneasadafries #honeyboba #visitingbrenda #camerawhoreing #nicemangaveushisstampcard

Sunday with boyfriend! #hemademeputboyfriend #Evan #lunchatalbertos #carneasadafries #honeyboba #visitingbrenda #camerawhoreing #nicemangaveushisstampcard


Prahhhm #late #prom2013 #Evan #theonlyexception #Skirball #raddaradda #funniest #getreadyforspam

Prahhhm #late #prom2013 #Evan #theonlyexception #Skirball #raddaradda #funniest #getreadyforspam


That’s my corsage, yo!

That’s my corsage, yo!


#flashbackfriday me and mi hermano back in the day! @quanjahh #throwback #backintheday #weresocute

#flashbackfriday me and mi hermano back in the day! @quanjahh #throwback #backintheday #weresocute



I don’t like it when things interfere with my plans. :( 


kawhoru:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes



brinkof:

jonhex:

winskp:

drawing-bored:

el-shango-drew-and-shot:

Justice Families

does the green lantern one bum everyone else out, too? lonely hal is lonely.

All sorts of like. (But there should be a Kyle out ahead of lonely Hal)

Bruce is missing some kids.

Wondie is also missing Donna!


I walked into class seeing nice balloons, finding out that they’re mine. #giveyourdateaballoonday #promweek #ididntmatchwithmyballoonstoday #ididntthinkidbegettingany #surprise! #happy #thanksevan #longdistancebfdidgood #lovenote

I walked into class seeing nice balloons, finding out that they’re mine. #giveyourdateaballoonday #promweek #ididntmatchwithmyballoonstoday #ididntthinkidbegettingany #surprise! #happy #thanksevan #longdistancebfdidgood #lovenote


kcpuzzleboy:

unholykingofkings:

baby

At first i was like “wtf is that demonic creature!?” but then i was all “Awwwweeeee”


d-pressedlife:

suicidemydarling:

scars—tell-stories:

deez-sluts:

this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg


My dog does this to my mom.

d-pressedlife:

suicidemydarling:

scars—tell-stories:

deez-sluts:

this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg

My dog does this to my mom.