oak leaf hydrangea i Beautiful
i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
latino? more like latiyes. end racism now
I’ll send you a snapchat LOL
the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”
60. Do you talk to yourself?
LOL yeah but more like silly sound effects cuz I feel awkward when I’m alone in public and I don’t know what I’m doing. I make faces at things too.
Imagine being one of the kids at Stuart Little’s orphanage and getting passed up for this
OH MY FUCKING GOD
We met when he was 15 and I remember looking at him and thinking he was offensively attractive. And it’s just gotten worse from there.
National Geographic - Wild Russia